Happy Birthday Spanky!

happy birthday to my 

favorite person on 

this planet.

I love you brotherface.

two quick tips

#1 don't tell people that they, 

'look as tired as you feel.'

#2 don't tell people that the way

they remember your name is by thinking, 

'you have a man's name and 

you are tall like a man.'

just keep those thoughts to yourself. 

or something bad could happen. 

like this.

 

 Just sayin'

Coffee

lately i've been feeling like coffee

doesn't work for me anymore. 

SAD FACE

i still love it and drink it, 

but i'm still dragging. 

boo. 

should I switch to crack? 

*photo courtesy of we heart it

I must have this

thank you, jo goddard, for 

guiding me to this clever

etsy shop.

Happy Weekend

Happy weekend everyone. 

Mother dear is in town

and we are going to have lots of fun

lounging at the Biltmore, 

drinking wine, 

getting our make up done, 

taking pictures, 

and, 

most importantly, 

attending the 

HRC ARIZONA GALA! 

Hooray for equality!

Kiss me. I'm Swedish.

Happy Green Beer Day Bloggers!

Did anyone else notice that CJane

shares the same fun 

Prince fact 

on her blog today 

that I shared on my blog a few months ago?!?!?!

Great minds think alike.

Sniffff

Are those ORANGE BLOSSOMS 

I smell? 

I think I detect just a hint in the air. 

Which means it is almost the 

most wonderful time of the year

in Phoenix, Arizona. 

The time of year when the entire city smells like 

beautiful flowers. 

In the mean time, I'm eating lots of 

Clementines and 

wearing Jo Malone OB perfume.

The orange blossoms also mean 

that bff Julie's birthday is right around the corner. 

Speaking of bff Julie, 

did you read her BIG NEWS?!? 

i. am. ecstatic.

follow friday

I was whining the other day on

Twitter that I lost a blog follower 

{I know, it's because I 

haven't posted in eleventeen days} 

and one of my Tweeps, @africankelli, started following the bl-izz-og.

Nice, right? 

I just wanted to introduce you to her. 

She is pretty awesome. 

She does crafts, wrote a book, cooks yummdaddy food,

  does Bikram, loves Barbara Kingsolver and hates Karl Rove.

Who could ask for anything more, right?  

She features her awesomeness

on her cool blog. 

CHECK IT!

Perhaps we will be for-the-reals friends someday.

Spicy

How awesome is this commercial?

Howdy Neighbor

 i think my neighbor might be a hooker. 

i just thought I would let you all know. 

not judging. 

just saying. 

speaking of hookers...

have you seen Valentine's Day?

I had a dinner and a movie date with 

friend Nina on Saturday and we saw it.

I love the Julia Roberts outtake/Rodeo Drive thingy. 

Too cute.