if you switch to crack i will be there for your intervention. i will make sure that we get to be on that intervention tv show. then when you are clean we will take advantage of our 15 minutes of fame and have a reality show. i think this crack idea may not be too bad. i could get used to hanging with JT in hollywood and being followed by the paparazzi. it won’t be glamorous at first but i think there may be benefits.
oh honey, crack is the way to go. and you have to pee way less. i think its a great idea!
I sometimes feel the same way! I gave up all caffeine for 2 years to nurse and while prego, and now I only drink it occasionally! It doesnt help much though!
Steph, you are funny. But I stand by the aliteration: Crack is wack.I agree about the coffee though. In grad school it was like my daily vitamin to get me through long nights of studying...so it stopped working. I gave it up this summer and now an occasional ice tea makes me feel like I am high so I had to stop that too. Who knew?
Here's the steps I follow. I'd make you a flow chart, but I lack the tools right now.1.) Apply coffee to mouth (careful not to burn)2.) Check for result3.) Repeat Step 1 as needed4.) Stop loop when face begins to tingle5.) If still no result after a reasonable number of repeats, switch to Redbull (vodka optional)
Maybe if you just sprinkle a little bit of crack into your coffee it's not that bad...
You guys, c'mon. Crack is so 2007. All the cool kids are doing Adderall. So I hear...Anywho, Tay, I think I know the solution. Can you meet me for coffee this week?
oh my goodness, your friends have such nice ideas.