Do you know what this is?

It is the meanest thing that ever existed.

Not really, but it is close.

This is the booze section at my neighborhood Safeway.

There is a camera to the right of this photo.

A security camera.

SO, when you walk down the booze aisle you see a REAR-VIEW of yourself waddling down toward the Ketel One.

No one needs to see themselves at that angle.

I showed my mom (who is very small) this awful contraption once while she was visiting me and I had to pry her away. She just kept staring and crying. It also widens your ass by at least 60%.

Maybe they should keep their monitors to themselves.

just saying.