Sep 18, 2009

Do you know what this is?

It is the meanest thing that ever existed.
Not really, but it is close.
This is the booze section at my neighborhood Safeway.
There is a camera to the right of this photo.
A security camera.
SO, when you walk down the booze aisle you see a REAR-VIEW of yourself waddling down toward the Ketel One.
No one needs to see themselves at that angle.
I showed my mom (who is very small) this awful contraption once while she was visiting me and I had to pry her away. She just kept staring and crying. It also widens your ass by at least 60%.
Maybe they should keep their monitors to themselves.
just saying.

3 comments:

jess said...

you crack me up.

<3

Kara@ Creations by Kara said...

Thanks so much for stopping by my blog today!

Oh sheesh, that is awful! I am sure glad they don't have one of those at my grocery store!

Alicia said...

lol.....just walk backwards towards the ketel one...it's gonna be ok...

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