Tracey Believes

This post is from Tracey

who is one of the

FUNNIEST bloggers I've ever read.

Her writing style reminds me of

Jen Lancaster

and I hope that someday we can drink

too many martinis together.

I BELIEVE

that with enough wine, I can solve the world’s problems.

in opening my Christmas presents not on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day but as soon as I discover where Dave has hidden them. I just can‘t wait.

in the church of Do The Right Thing.

that the toilet paper should always come over the top of the roll.

in reading to my children.

that bitching at your husband all the time will get you a divorce.

in taking my makeup off before I go to bed.

in Karma.

that you should always make him wait just a little.

that what you do right now will greatly affect you, positively or negatively, ten years from now.

that sometimes it's really out of your hands.

That “liquor before beer, you're in the clear” is good advice.

that a sense of humor will get you through life.

that Dave will never, ever put the silverware in the right place when he unloads the dishwasher.

that sometimes being immature is fun.

that what goes around comes around.

that girls dress for other girls.

that you should always tell someone if they have toilet paper on their shoe.

that everyone should know how to drive a stick shift.

that everyone should be alone sometimes.

that you should love whoever you want, regardless if you think you should.

that you can never have too many friends.

if you are really angry about something, chances are you are at least partly to blame.

that you should not over-think things.

that if you want it bad enough, and you work hard enough, you will get it eventually.

in never being too available to anyone.

that, if you smoke cigarettes, you will regret it someday.

that sometimes you have to have difficult conversations with people, even though you really don’t want to.

that the older I get, the smarter my dad gets.

that when you go to college, you should major in something you love.

that brothers and sisters should stick together.

that sometimes highly educated people are actually not very smart.

in saying no sometimes.

that actions speak louder than words.

that you should never let a man control you. If he doesn’t like your clothes, your job, your friends or your decisions, don’t stay with him.

that no one should tell you you’re laughing too loud.

that sometimes the journey is more fun than the destination.

 

Thanks for playing Tracey!

 

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