Jul 16, 2009

ugly people

I went to Trader Joe's yesterday and I saw the UGLIEST woman in the next checkout stand. Mind you, I don't mean physically ugly, she was actually very average looking. Had she been dressed in a cute outfit with a blowout and a little makeup, she might even be considered attractive. However, she was so RUDE to her checker-outer-man! She kept arguing with the checker-outer-man about the price of her wine. She bought three bottles of the same wine, so the checker-outer-man rang the bottle up as 3@5.99. On the screen she was watching (the credit card swiping machine) the total for the bottles came up as $17.97. She FREAKED OUT! Yelling that her bottle of wine was $5.99, not $17.99. He tried to (calmly) explain that he'd wrung it up as 3 bottles at $5.99, hence the $17.99 price. Still wasn't enough. She argued with him the entire time I was in line (there were four people in front of me) and after she'd finally paid and received her receipt she was STILL arguing with him. I finished my transaction (no questioning the price of my 2 buck chuck) and left the store, being sure to give the checker-outer-man a 'great big brownie smile' and a little 'I know how you feel, you're doing a great job' WINK. ;)

I wanted to say, "There are enough ANGRY UGLY people in this world! LEAVE it to the professionals!!!!
We have Rush Limbaugh to be angry and ugly and spout outrageous comments......
..and random angry bachelor man who would get pissed for no apparent reason....
...and Perez who spreads ugly rumors and makes catty comments....
and SHREDDER! He is SO angry.....those turtle boys don't cut him no slack.
..and BritBrit when she takes too many pills and goes agro on a car using an umbrella after shaving her head......
(It's ok brit, I still heart you and always will)
...and we can't forget about Dr. Claw and his stupid cat....
...and Voldemort! He's SO ugly and mean....
..and don't even get me started on this guy! Actually, I secretly think that Voldemort and Dick Cheney are the same person. Shhhh, don't tell.

And this totally random super pissed baby I found when googling 'angry people' !!!!!

See rude Trader Joe's lady? There is enough ugly angry in the world. Be kind.

6 comments:

Alicia said...

haaa!! i loved those pictures!! and thanks, now i have teenage mutant ninja turtles stuck in my head!!

Julie Kiefer said...

lol, I love it. I almost forgot about the great, big Brownie smile song. :)

And just for posterity:

"A circle's round, it has no end. That's how long I want to be your friend!"

Ashley Pizarro said...

I couldn't stop laughing as I was reading your blog today! I LOVED the brownie song when I was one! haha...I hadn't thought of it in years! Fabulous post!

Have a wonderful Friday!

Annie said...

hahaha!
shredder and dr. claw! love it!

Sandy said...

i am proud of you for giving the
payer man a "great big brownie smile" you have such a nice one! i am going to pray for all of the ugly people in the world.

something very bad happened in their lives to make them so ugly.

something very beautiful happened in my life YOU. i feel lucky.

I love your heart.

Be one with the Fro said...

be kind. please rewind and take your ugliness somewhere else hahaha i hate rude people! i just wanna shove them all in a room and call it a day.

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