It has been 9 wonderful years. I love you very much and look forward to the fun times to come. Thanks for looking so natural (despite being made of saline) and for not giving me any trouble.
**I swear I do not have a barbed wire tattoo. It's fake. I was at a 'famous couple' party and my date and I went as Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. The other person in the photo was peanut butter. Her date was jelly. Cute, right?