random thoughts from tay

Do you say to yourself, 'Wed-Nes-Day' every time you type or write Wednesday? I do. I saw that there is a facebook group for people who do that. I did not join it. 

Sometimes, when I am in my arctic cold {I'm not complaining, I love it.} office, I like to put on my sweater, drink hot chocolate and pretend that my coworkers are penguins. 

{don't tell them}

What kind-of-a noise does a penguin make?

Did you read Mr. Popper's Penguins when you were in elementary school? We did. We had a 'Penguin Pal' (5th graders) who read the book to us (2nd graders). My elementary school principal kind of walked like a penguin, but much slower. He had swagger. 

******************************************************

What if I put ice water in the cup? Then the contents will not be hot and you will be a liar. What then, cup? 

************************************************

I got a new 'copy' stamp today. I have been practicing with it for when I need to make a copy of something. 

***********************************************

Speaking of stamps, while in line at Michael's Arts and Crafts the other day I saw this stamp in the $1 bin. 

I thought to myself, 'OMG! An Australian drinking/sports chant stamp! UHmazeballs.' But then, when I got it home. I realized that it is not an Australian drinking/sports chant stamp, but is.............

a Christmas Santa stamp. I decided not to return the stamp, seeing as it only cost $1.

*************************************************************

I have new neighbors. I haven't actually met them, but I have made the following observations;

1) They love fighting and yelling and they don't care what time it is when they fight and yell. 

2) When they fight, he loves locking her out of the house with no phone or purse. 

3) She is really good at banging on the door. She has a way of making it sound like she is banging on your door when really she is downstairs and over one unit. 

4) She does not like his mother very much. 

5) He does not like it when she is, 'disrespecting {his} MOTHERRRRRRRR!!!!' 

6) She is really good at giving dirty looks while being questioned by the police {lady, I was just trying to get to work}.

Yes, the police were called to my condo building at 7:15 this morning. It's a classy joint. I'm so glad I purchased a HOME {you know, that thing where you live peacefully and is the biggest investment of your life?} there.

********************************************************

Yesterday I felt like Liz Lemon and today I feel like Tracy Flick.

*******************************************************

If all of my blog friends, facebook friends and twitter friends sent me $1 per week I would not need to work anymore.

*********************************************************

Sikhs carry a comb and small sword with them at all times. I wonder if they are allowed to share? Like, if I were having a really bad hair day and I didn't have a comb if I could borrow theirs? 

***********************************************************

That is all. Love ya, mean it.