random facts

While on our road trip, 

Carol Yanders Dougherty and I 

{Carol is my aunt. She is peeved

that she has never had a blog post

dedicated to her and says I only call 

her 'my aunt' instead of using her 

real name. So there.}

discussed {at length} some interesting topics. 

If we were homeless we would live in California because 

of the great weather. We would hang out in Emergency Room

waiting rooms at night because people wouldn't know if you were

a patient waiting to be seen or just a random homeless person

so you could hopefully get some sleep for a couple of hours

before security kicked you out for loitering. 

{fact- when I was a kid I thought signs that said 

NO LOITERING

were misspelled signs that were supposed to say

NO LITTERING}

If we had to choose one type of food to eat for the rest of our lives

we would choose Mexican food. 

If we had to choose one meal for the rest of our livese 

Carol Yanders Dougherty, my beloved aunt, 

would choose fried chicken and mashed potatoes. 

I would choose chicken d'van. 

If we escaped prison

{we were driving past the prison and listening to Johnny Cash

when this conversation arose}

we would first hop on a train to a big city 

so that we could establish new identities and get new 

drivers licenses

{we feel there are more resources for 

criminals looking to commit identity theft in big cities}

and stuff, then we would move to a small city

to spend the rest of our days. 

Like Flagstaff, for example. 

And if I ever had a mug shot taken

it would look like the one above

because that is me.

But it's not a real mug shot. 

Don't worry.