Apr 1, 2010

He Pities The Fool

Her mom, 
Schmary Johnschmon 
played one of the only 
April Fools' Day 
joke I ever fell for. 
She picked us up for carpool 
and told us congress passed
a bill that made children go to school 
6 days a week instead of 5.
I was beside myself with 
sheer PANIC. 
How was I supposed to run my 
Save The Earth Club, 
Secret Writing Business
and watch 
Little House on the Prairie 
Magnum P.I. 
while I was going to school six days a week?

Good thing she was JK JK.

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