I tutor my former boss' son, Reilly.
This weekend was his prom.
I've been, kind of, coaching him
so that his prom date has a fun prom.
I made sure to have him ask what kind
of flower she likes, what color her
dress is, et cetera.
Reilly and I were tutoring on Thursday evening
and his mom and aunt were in the other room
chatting and drinking wine.
When tutoring ended we all ended up chatting
and I had a glass of wine with them.
We started talking about prom and how fun
getting ready is for the girl, blah blah girlstuff blah.
As I was leaving I said,
'Reilly, if you want to score big, buy the MOM of
your prom date a small bouquet of flowers!'
I got blank stares from the mom and aunt
and an, 'Um, hmmm. ok,'
I then realized that I'd used the words
SCORE and PROM in the same sentence
which usually mean doing it after the dance, right???
I wanted to say something like, 'I meant score like she'll think
you're a gentleman! Not score like the S-E-X!'
But, I decided that I'd done enough damage.
So I left.
Did you guys have good prom experiences?
I would say mine was average.
My date was shorter than me and I
didn't know him that well.
Did anyone do the S-E-X after prom night?