I tutor my former boss' son, Reilly.
This weekend was his prom.
I've been, kind of, coaching him
so that his prom date has a fun prom.
I made sure to have him ask what kind
of flower she likes, what color her
dress is, et cetera.
Reilly and I were tutoring on Thursday evening
and his mom and aunt were in the other room
chatting and drinking wine.
When tutoring ended we all ended up chatting
and I had a glass of wine with them.
We started talking about prom and how fun
getting ready is for the girl, blah blah girlstuff blah.
As I was leaving I said,
'Reilly, if you want to score big, buy the MOM of
your prom date a small bouquet of flowers!'
I got blank stares from the mom and aunt
and an, 'Um, hmmm. ok,'
from Reilly.
I then realized that I'd used the words
SCORE and PROM in the same sentence
which usually mean doing it after the dance, right???
I wanted to say something like, 'I meant score like she'll think
you're a gentleman! Not score like the S-E-X!'
But, I decided that I'd done enough damage.
So I left.
:)
Did you guys have good prom experiences?
I would say mine was average.
My date was shorter than me and I
didn't know him that well.
Meh......
Did anyone do the S-E-X after prom night?
Scandalous!
4 comments:
Ohh I totally laughed at that one. I am always telling the teenagers I coach to keep their panties on at prom or they'll wind up old, fat, stretchmarked and schlepping kids around. Then I let them see just a little peek of what birthing these children has done to the area formerly known as my abdomen. One time, one of them screamed. See why I would stink at being a doula.
Lol, just spit on my laptop. My proms were pretty "eh" also. I think that my senior prom date had a crush on me and I was not feeling it.
I really think that prom really is 90% dress.
Who cares about the rest?
I had an excellent time at all my proms, I throughly enjoyed tring to get to go to everyschool's prom my freshmen year! my fav was was going with a group of girls to dances though, but having my date dress up and match me was awesome too! And I believe the S-E-x didn't occur until my senior year!
-taylor, that is so funny. and it is exactly something i would say. i had two decent prom experiences, jr. year he was mormon and there wasnt even a kiss. senior year it was Donaldo Lopez, and i for sure thought i was going to marry Mr. Lopez, funny how things work out right. either way i kept my womanly virtue. ;)
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